HomeWork CrAp~~

Heyya~^^

The first day of the CNY holiday ~WOOT~

B'fore I forget..

Happy Chinese New Year~

and its year of the cow~~ 

yay me~~ *clapclapclap* lol

The teacher assasinated me with homework..

Izznt that obvious?

could be..

But managed to make my neighbour's puppy swallow it

Man, I was grounded for that(3 months u noe)(its a really long time)

Poor puppy..

Choked to death

the Cute lil puppy had to swallow,

a thick maths textbook (243 pages if im not mistaken),

a few science worksheets,

a bm textbook (243++)(i noe its much thicker than the maths textbook)

a english workbook(question bank)

a bm worksheet (got 2 bina ayat)

a bm workbook (praktis Topikal)

(Pn Sareah memang give alot of homework)

Then the little puppy started to choke.(Aww it looks so cute when it chokes)

So a second later ,

I found out the perfect solution:-

to give it some water

So I turn on the tap ,

said  open your mouth"aaaaa"

and shove the garden hose into its little pink butt hole

oops..

Quickly pulled it out

And it started panting and gasping for air

Which eventually ended with a tiny burp

*Buuurrrppppp*

oh .

so it wasnt tiny afterall

then little ginger started to hiccup (oh ya did i mention its name was ginger?)

*hic .. hic*

the 2 seconds larter

i found out the best solution

ran to the kitchen ,

grabed a tiny oblong box

ran back out,

presented the tiny box to the puppy

"my dear ginger, i must really insist on drinking some of these"

holding up the little oblong box

"I have brought you a small box of  'ENO' .

It is said to be completely efficatious upon one sachet 

and there were some testimonials written by some US 

scientist saying its the most effective hiccup medcine in the universe"

"I shall leave it here for you beside the garden hose"

as I was about to turn back into the house,

little ginger licked me on the foot

and nodded at me and squaked a high-pitched bark and a *hicc

i knew it wanted me to do it for him

aww(i didnt noe he was so well  trained)

so i poured the sachet into his tiny mouth

and sprayed some water into its mouth

yay me *clapclapclap*! this time i did not go wrong! ^^

(instead of its little pink butt hole)

then it farted fall out boy

soo cool !!^^

*poot poot put put poot pooooooooot*

(american suiteheart-from their latest album)

so cute

it didnt stink much

so i continue with my 

KT textbook 

KH log book

Scince practical book

and

breet breet*

eh..

wheres my phone?

oh noes!!

then i grabed my scissors from my pencil box on the study room

ran back

then disected the doggy

(dont worry, I got skills from my cousin 'Ah Pei' (yee jin koko !! dun tell ur sis))

aww he has a cute little heart

grabbed my phone 

sew it back

the lil ginger barked again

then it choked

and died

aww 

he's so cute when he dies..^^

my mom found out 

so did my neighbour

so im grounded in my room

blogging here

right now

aww man

did i mention its a cute  lil terrier

which skin's golden ginger yellow 

with a tiny cute pinkish butthole !~~

i miss u lil ginger!^^

meetchya' in heaven!

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JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK

dun call SPCA

i was juz jokin

(No animals harmed in the making of this post)

GTg

BaiZZ~~^^